Okay, so this is Pillier and Hamster- here for an urgent update!
IT’S HALLOWEEN!!!!!
That means CAAAANNNDYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only reason I (Hamster) really like Halloween is because of the candy. I stock it all up for the whole year… Once i even found halloween candy that was like 1234567 years old. What now? So this year Pillier is coming down to my house (I moved far far far far away) for Halloween!! Whooohooo! Pillier still hasn’t seen my amazingly awesome room yet… Anyways, we’re on her APPLE LAPTOP!!! You might remember I posted from my laptop last year but it got STOLEN from me… So now Pilleir got a new laptop and I am sooo jelous. okay, this is going nowhere. Let me hand this over to Pillier….
Sooooo for halloween I am going as a Rubber Duck. Yep, that’s right. A rubber duck. It’s pretty much the best costume out there since my mom made it from scratch. And I can’t wait to see Hamster’s house. It’s going to be sooooo cool. Halloween is my favorite holiday that gives out candy. I mean, you get to dress up in some wacky costume, and parade around town asking for free candy. How better can it get???? Ya, that’s what I thought.
Okayyy!!! This is the amazing hamster again!!! I totally forgot to mention what I am being for Halloween!!! SANTAAA!!!! Yeah I totally rock! oh, and speaking of wacky costumes… you should have seen what people dressed up as at school! my French teacher was The man in the yellow hat… like from Curious George… How amazing is that. Pretty amazing. And my history teacher was a knight with a wginormous (don’t ask me. Ask spell check.) envelope opener… aka a sword (but don’t tell the school. They’ll freak.) Okay so as soon as I get done with Halloween tonight I will post pictures on Facebook (the bomb) and you can look at us if you actually know us in person… but if you don’t then suck it. Okay, here’s Pillier.
Sorry for Hamster’s language. But it’s true. Anyways, aren’t are costumes like, the best????!!!! We can’t wait for our candy!!! And Hamster can’t wait for Christmas. Every year, my Mom makes my costume. las year I was a Bat. it was really cool. My hamster Boomer inspired me since he looked like a bat. I’m sad now 
Anyways, I hope you guys have a great Halloween and get a lot of candy. Here’s Hamster…
Okay, it’s me [all rise for standing ovation]. I love Christmas way more than Halloween (sorry). So I decided that I should have Christmas twice… great idea right. Yeah, I think yes. So now everyone will fell bad for poor old Santa Clause because he never gets any presents for himself. he only gets demanding letter from bratty little kids who want a pony or something. Kill pony. Yeah I just said that. So Santa needs some presents and I demand that he gets some. NOW. Or I won’t give you your pony. Awww poor you… you don’t get a pony. THEN GIVE SANTA PRESENTS.
OK, it’s Pillier again. And Hamster? This is a Halloween post, not a Santa Charity case. So please stay on track. Thanks. OK, so me and Hamster decided that sharing our treasured memories would be a great idea for this post. Like, your first Halloween or maybe favorite candies. So I’m going to let Hamster spill the beans and tell you all about her memories. Good luck with that Hamster.
Okay it’s me again. I just reread what I just said and i guess it did sound a pinch (of salt) demanding. Quack that. So the Halloween that I can remember the farthest back was when I was a mouse. i was a cute mouse if I could say so myself. I remember setting out the candy for anyone to take and I sat there for a while and NO ONE, I repeat, NO ONE came!!!!! But i don’t care at all because I took all the candy for myself. HA. Actually, I don’t remember that but if i could relive that day I would have. Pillier’s coming…
OK, So that I was great first Halloween Hamster. The first Halloween I can remember was when I was Pooh Bear. And my brother was Tigger. And we put out the candy in an orange bowl that had pumpkins for a border. I thought it was quite cute. I remember the candy we used was Snickers because that was my Dad’s favorite candy. So we would put he bowl out, and we went Trick or Treating. When we came back, the bowl was still filled to the brim with candy! No one had come! I was so disappointed that no one came. But we got more candy that way. So I was happy. And now back to Hamster…
Last year I was a duck and I looked like a constipated cockroach. And the year before that i was a mutated clown. This year I will be the best, the best of the best. And the whole crowd ”ooooed” and “aahhhhhed.” I’m going to cut it short now because Pillier’s over her quacking me. Get it…. because she’s a duck… ha. HA.
Haha. Funny joke. So, for the next few years after that, I was obsessed with Pokemon, so I was a Pikachu, A Bulbusaur, and a Squartle. Too bad for you if you don’t know what that is. But I was so cute! Every year we go to the camp ground that has a Halloween Weekend, and every year I like win first place for the costume contest. Yep, that’s how good I am. Sometimes I get second place but thats ’cause I was so awesome they decided to give the other cute children a chance. I was disappointed but oh well. Here’s Hamster with more stuff……
Okay, so we just got from Bradbury’s which is all the rage in Kennebunkport, Maine. So we got Klondike bars and free candy because it’s Halloween. Now Pillier, my sister and I are in the car heading down to my house!! I can’t wait to get there and get all dressed up for Trick-or-Treating!! Now how about you Pillier?
OK. Right now in Hamsters car, we are listening to a tape. Like, a recording of a book. It’s kinda boring, and makes me sleepy. So instead of really listening to the words, I am typing this post. Right now we are on the turnpike, or the highway. Whichever you like to call the stretch of road. To dress for Halloween I’m wearing orange and black, which are like Halloween colors right? Yes they are. So here’s Hamster.
Actually the tape we are listening to is quite interesting. It’s called the Mysterious Benedict Society. Okay gotta get back on the Halloween topic. Wanna here some creepy stories? I read them on like Google info. Here goes. There was a girl in bed and she kept waking up from her sleep. So she let her hand hang down and she felt her “dog” licking it. Then she heard dripping in the bathroom and went to turn of the faucet. When she reached the bathroom, she saw the mirror. It said, “People can lick too” in blood. And her dog was dead in the bathtub. Sketchy right ?
OK, Pillier here for another creepy story. So there was a babysitter and she had just put the kids she was watching to bed. A little later, the phone rang. She picked it up. The man on the other phone told her to check on the children. He didn’t who he was. She hung up. He called again and again, saying the same thing. Becoming afraid, she called the police and told them to track the phone number to see where the guy was. The police man told her he phone call was tracked to her house, the one she was babysitting in. Creepy right?
CREEEEPERR! Blah. This post is getting awfully long. Don’t you think? At the moment it is 2:45. How amazing. I can’t wait to Trick or Treat! OMG!! CANDY!!! And for those people who think they are too old to trick or treat, well your not. Unless your like an old man, or some creeper. Or if your like 50 years old. Or, lets just say if your 30 and older, you should put the old costume away and give up. No one will give candy to some adult. So give up already! Well, I guess it’s time to say goodbye. Pillier would like to add something so here she is!
OK, I realize you probably have given up on reading this rediculus post becuase it’s like 1000 pages long. So you probably aren’t even reading this right now. But for those who are, keep on reading cause it’s almost over folks. So I would like to wish you a great Halloween. Get tons of candy. And I would like to know what you are going to be! I need Ideas for next year OK? So if you feel like it, please post. Or not. Doesn’t really matter to me. Wait, yes it does! So post post post away! And talk to ya later!
~Pillier and Hamster
